Hello there! Terribly sorry for the lack of posts; Sherlock and I have been extremely busy lately and while I have notes written up of our cases, I didn’t have time to sit down and answer your questions! Fortunately, I have time now, so I might try to get through old thingies in my message box.
Feel free to ask new ones too, and send Sherlock some as well! He gets quite bored between cases; answering questions will keep him busy (and he won’t shoot the tv with his water gun again).
You’re quite welcome. I’m happy to be able to put my skills to good use.
I would prefer if you not, considering that I am a war pug and am thus conditioned to not make noi— *wheeze*—
… Erm, as I was saying, carry on.
Sherlock and I have been hard at work on a new case lately, and I’ve also taken on a case that he didn’t think was interesting enough, so between those and also trying to maintain a healthy social life I haven’t had time to answer your questions. The next time I get a moment to spare I’ll try to answer one or two!
Nothing extraordinary, really… Milk, tea, bullets, fish, biscuits, tires… Obviously the bullets are for guns, as I’ve finally convinced Sherlock that they’re not for eating…
Although sometimes he comes home with quite strange things. He tells me they’re for experiments, but he is a shark, so I have my suspicions.
I’ve explained their importance to you before, you just apparently choose not to listen.
Alright, alright, the body parts in the fridge I can almost understand. Sometimes killers chill bodies to throw off the time of death. But the eyes in the microwave? What could you possibly hope to learn from that?
Nothing extraordinary, really… Milk, tea, bullets, fish, biscuits, tires… Obviously the bullets are for guns, as I’ve finally convinced Sherlock that they’re not for eating…
Although sometimes he comes home with quite strange things. He tells me they’re for experiments, but he is a shark, so I have my suspicions.
Don’t expect me to explain my shark talents to you.
“Shark talents” being the ability to pout in your tub until I help put your bowl on. Yeah, you’re real clever.
Ah— I, ah, I’m sorry to say I’m kind of seeing someone right now! But I wish you the best of luck in finding someone, ah, else. I mean, oh dear…
